Yo Quiero Travis
Sunday, October 28th, 2007
What do you get when you take a corny shell of a man, and fill him up with meaty teen passion and lots of cheesy on-the-job behavior? You get a trashy little fast-food affair, documented in this found tape.
This is the tale of Travis the Taco Bell manager and his fiesta menu of uniformed young girls. Actually, we only hear one side of the story, from Christine, a teenage taco stuffer who offered him her virginity, along with some cologne and a funny sign for his parking spot.
In this audio letter to her friend Rachel, Christine wonders how she can ease the pain, and whether Travis will ever get his priorities straight. Will he finally leave his unhappy marriage (and baby on the way), and give her all the love she deserves?
Christine is 15 years old. The year is 1991– the dawn of the Breakfast Burrito. I think Travis had a couch in his office.
